Randomonium
by Tony Sebastian who is proud that he has used a semicolon for punctuation for the first ever time :DIts been a while since I've blogged in first person. Actually its been a while since I've blogged....
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Stoop(id) to conquer
by Tony Sebastian who is as bright as a tube light.So Bush is finally hanging up his boots; and a couple more belonging to some Iraqi journalist. How he evaded those two shoes I'll never know. But...
View ArticleTweetering on the brink
By Tony Sebastian who is no stranger to desperation For those of you who can't believe it, yes this page still exists. It may be choking, it may be worthless, but it exists nonetheless. And I will go...
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This Spells Disaster
by Tony Sebastian who is an elephant when it comes to English syntax (an ana-grammar) and a hopeless PJ-ist.I admire people who know their spellings. I have always prided myself for being amongst the...
View ArticleDrowned in-un'-date
by Tony Sebastian whose ability to screw up is dateless.Hey, guess what I got a date!For your GRE? when is it?No not like that, I got a date!I don't think I follow you.I am meeting a girl for coffee -...
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Ad nauseam
Advani to contest for the elite panel of umpires of the ICCby Tony Sebastian who is very, very tired of seeing the same Advani ad on all blogs.L.K Advani surprised everyone today by announcing at a...
View ArticleSemAntics
By Tony Sebastian who is a wannabe verbo-NaziI have been invited to write a pilot piece for an upcoming online mag (Holy Cow - The Moo Point). While they are still deciding how (or more likely whether)...
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Tweet Tooth
By Tony Sebastian who can't think of a witty by-lineYes, people who are on Twitter do not have a life. More often than not, they also do not have friends. But I just love the way it works, instant...
View ArticleChic ka baap
By Tony Sebastian who thinks the most stylish Malayalam actor of all time is "A la mode-an "When my Dad decided to repaint our house earlier this year, he chose a colour that was like a siren. I don't...
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CAT 09 Tales
by Tony Sebastian who more often than not looks like something the CAT has brought in.The CAT had it easy until the year 2008. They had 2-3 lakh takers every year, they had enough and more media...
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Farmville players demand SOPs from the government
by Tony Sebastian who will most probably get hooked to Farmville if he starts playing it.Thousands of engineering students, who plan to apply to universities abroad, launched a protest today demanding...
View ArticleKerala's Tryst With Destiny
It was that time of the year again. While my friends were busy cheering for their IPL teams, I was trying to figure out which team I should support. Why don't you support the team from your state you...
View ArticleInglorious Bus tales
By Tony Sebastian whose stories are most often met with the phrase "Bus karo yaar" by his readersThere are few things in life as trying as travelling to and from Kerala. Don't get me wrong, those...
View ArticleSatirist makes fun of himself, fans take offence
by Tony Sebastian who is saddened by the large number of humourless halfwits he has to put up with everyday.In a most peculiar turn of events Pagal Patrakar, one of India's leading satirists, has been...
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Sachin Tendulkar blames Placecom for not getting his hundredth hundred
by Tony Sebastian who intends to be hated by all committees, equally.Sachin Tendulkar today came out in the open and talked about his elusive 100th hundred which the whole world has been waiting for....
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Cauli Sh*t!
I've been having an overdose of Gobi dishes lately and I wondered how different it would have been if I were in Kerala. Then I realised we have plenty of Gopi dishes in Kerala.
View ArticleLOL ek tha - or how I was very nearly named Sachin
by Tony Sebastian who has given embarrassing names to various members of his body familyIt’s that time of the year again when people wish me a happy birthday, usually with an addendum - do you know you...
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Can't Google Dadsense
by Tony Sebastian whose only knowledge in the parenting domain is that “prenatal” “paternal” and “parental” are anagrams of each other.“Hey, don’t you think it’s time we had a baby?” I asked R one...
View ArticleChop Wood, Carry Water
by Tony Sebastian who would get a Rafa tattoo if he ever got oneThere were two moments in the French Open finals yesterday between Dominic Thiem and Rafael Nadal that summed it up. The first - Thiem...
View ArticleNullius in verba
by Tony Sebastian who is frequently admonished for being glued to his phone.This piece originally appeared on Arre.Have you noticed how people who are averse to long-term commitment to relationships...
View ArticleParenting? Re-panting.
by Tony Sebastian who has been accused of writing more about parenting than doing of the actual parenting.This post originally appeared on Arre.“Hey, how's parenting going? Your toddler is now 2.5...
View ArticleDr. Strangelovehandles or How I learned to stop worrying and love the paunch
by Tony Sebastian who has to issue this statuetory warning: Consumption of this piece may be injurious to your health.This post first appeared on Arre.I made the cardinal mistake of visiting Italy for...
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Goaing away from home
By Tony Sebastian who has done Goa wrong several times.Inside every adult in their 30s lurks an advice-dispenser contained only by the inability to accept the onset of uncledom. But once you lie on a...
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